他那張乾癟的老臉簡直是衰神附體的活標本。八字眉耷拉得像兩條被打斷的死蚯蚓，往下垂的眼皮鬆鬆垮垮掛著，配上深不見底的印地安紋和那兩道把嘴巴整個包圍起來的粗黑法令紋，整張臉看起來就像一顆被曬到乾裂的猿人屁股，還長了兩條悲慘的八字眉和快掉出來的下垂眼。一臉倒楣衰樣，彷彿這輩子所有霉運都刻在上面，笑起來更可怕——嘴巴在那圈猿人屁股紋裡抽動，八字眉和下垂眼一起往下垮，整個人就像剛被老天狠狠甩了幾個耳光還在強顏歡笑的喪氣猴子。

一看就是一張標準的『衰到家』臉：八字眉像兩撇哭喪符，下垂眼皮鬆得快掉到法令紋裡，印地安紋跟法令紋深得像刀劈斧砍，尤其是那圈包住嘴巴的法令紋，活像猩猩的菊花。整張臉乾巴巴、灰撲撲的，走到哪都散發著『我很倒楣、別靠近我』的負能量。

It’s the ultimate “born to lose” face: those pathetic eight-character drooping eyebrows resemble two wilted funeral flags, and his baggy, sagging eyelids are practically falling into the trenches of his wrinkles. The deep Indian lines and nasolabial folds look like they were slashed with a machete — especially the way those thick folds circle his mouth like a goddamn monkey’s butthole. The entire face is parched, wrinkled, and dull gray, oozing such miserable negative energy that people can practically smell the bad luck radiating off him.

你照鏡子就知道活在地獄是什麼樣子，再癢欠幹也不關其他男同的事。

好自為之

牠已经氣跑許多gay了，這是她的成就感來源，別理神經病